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The game didn’t sell. So now I do. We shipped Patchkins Party in June. The wishlists were beautiful. The bank statement was not.
I have no marketing budget, no publisher and no shame left, so this is the campaign now. Everything here is free. I just need you to look at me — and then, if you have any decency, look at me on Steam.
Pick a tier.
Just got out of the bath and I'm feeling a little fruity. Peeled it myself, took me four tries, I have paws. Now be honest with me — would you eat this?
No hands. Just paws, fishnets and a bottle I absolutely could not afford. Be honest with me — would you drink this off my feet? Say yes and I’ll pour you another.